sugar rush.
How to cope with depression:
STEP 1: Acknowledge the said reason of the depression. Dwell on it. Be angry about it, but never talk about it.
STEP 2: Heighten your pride. The higher your pride, the higher your chances of being depressed. This is good.
STEP 3: Write senseless, meaningless blogs that rant about said depression.
STEP 4: Post one-word status messages on whatever messenger you have available on your computer.
STEP 5: Pretend to busy yourself with fixing your blog's template or with blog hopping.
STEP 6: Eat sweet merengue while doing STEP 5.
STEP 7: Lose self control of eating merengue.
STEP 8: When asked by a friend what your problem is, RANT. Rant to your heart's content. Continue eating merengue.
STEP 9: Realize your mistake. Reiterate on whether to apologize or not. Continue eating merengue.
STEP 10: Finish your last merengue. Suffer from sugar rush.
i miss you. tumawag ka naman. kakainin ba tayo ng pride natin. please. tumawag ka naman.
Enjoy.
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